Totally random things that are true

So if you were trying to make up a totally random lie you might invoke exotic locations and inexplicably random relationships between wildlife to create a result like "in Madagascar there is a species of moth that feeds on the tears of birds while they sleep."

And yet, it is true. Either that or I'm having a really crazy dream.

Proof, if proof be need be...

Evidence for my existence juxtaposed with evidence for my having been at the Clothes Show:

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Admittedly, I do kind of vanish into dry ice for much of it.

And if you're in Farnham on Friday night, it's the big Sequoia Christmas bash at the Maltings. Not that I think anyone here will be, but a good night out to be had...