Knights Of The Round Writing Desk

[glenatron]

I thought I'd update a those of you who belong to the Round Writing-Desk ( where our motto is "The pen is mightier than the sword, but it is always nice to have a plan B" ) on some of the recent achievements of other members:

• Sir Gaumifrel has defeated two savage hedge knights and overcome writers block this week.
• Dear Sir Colloque rescued a fair maiden from an ogre using only iambic pentameter.
• I hear sir Mesmercy is holding a bridge against all comers - in the Trollswards! She is also writing an interesting biography of Mary Shelley.

So, writing types, what knightly achievements have you managed ( or heard of from other members of the Desk ) recently?